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Kerry Clair
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:57 pm    Post subject: I don't write 'em... Reply with quote

There was this guy who had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was
very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work
and found that a new girl had started working with him at his
office. Her name,oddly,was Clearly and she was absolutely
gorgeous. He became quite smitten with her and after a while
it became obvious that she was very interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with
the new girl while he was still going out with his girlfriend.
He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up
with Lorraine and get on with Clearly.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't
bring himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk
along the riverbank, and Lorraine slipped and fell into the
river. The current carried her off and she drowned The guy
stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing ands miling and singing.

What was he singing, you ask??? get ready, it's good...

Can't you see it coming?

I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine is gone.."
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